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  • Mook25
    Brigadier General

    • Oct 2005
    • 1427

    Letter received from tesco head office to customer

    Apparently the below is a real letter received from tesco's head office to a customer. lol. Gives me some ideas!!!!


    Dear Mrs. Murray,

    While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
    Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
    your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
    Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
    surveillance cameras:

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of ******* and randomly put them in people's
    trolleys when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
    products aisle.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
    "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

    5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

    7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
    picked his nose, and ate it.

    9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
    Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

    10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
    using different size funnels.

    12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
    PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

    And; last, but not least:

    14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
    then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

    Laughed my a....s. off.............nice one, made my day mook......
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    • Mook25
      Brigadier General

      • Oct 2005
      • 1427

      #3
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      Glad I could help. lol
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      • Dream Lady
        Major General

        • Feb 2006
        • 2036

        #4
        Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

        roflmao.....great one mook!
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        • Patience
          Brigadier General

          • Mar 2007
          • 1011

          #5
          Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

          That was great! Made my day too, Mook!
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          • mosescapetown
            Sergeant First Class

            • Mar 2007
            • 53

            #6
            Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

            Very good... I enjoyed that....!!!
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            • willows
              Captain

              • Nov 2006
              • 219

              #7
              Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

              Mook, I absolutely loved it.
              I would love to know that guy. He would be great to have around at parties.
              Leanne

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              • Mook25
                Brigadier General

                • Oct 2005
                • 1427

                #8
                Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                Originally posted by willows
                Mook, I absolutely loved it.
                I would love to know that guy. He would be great to have around at parties.
                Leanne
                I know what you mean, i don't think i'd be able to get up off the floor from all the laughing i'd be doing though. lol
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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                  lol Mook

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                  • Easter Bunny
                    Master Sergeant

                    • Apr 2007
                    • 65

                    #10
                    Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                    sssssssssh eggs hiding here
                    Happy Easter!

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                    • karel
                      Brigadier General

                      • Feb 2006
                      • 1178

                      #11
                      Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                      11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
                      using different size funnels.
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                      • Astraltraveller
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 4006

                        #12
                        Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                        Ho this was so funny I nearly p****d myself laughing......roflmao

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                        • ace5548
                          Major

                          • Aug 2006
                          • 351

                          #13
                          Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                          Very good one Mook. I particularly liked the end.
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                          • Haldir
                            Sergeant

                            • Apr 2007
                            • 20

                            #14
                            Re: Letter received from tesco head office to customer

                            Roflmao!

                            Can't stop laughin...... Ok stopped now, nice one Mook!

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