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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

    DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS !

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
    to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
    than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
    to friends and family and co-workers.


    And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
    Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
    And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
    evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:-

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
    name:
    A = snickle
    B = doombah
    C = goober
    D = cheesey
    E = crusty
    F = greasy
    G = dumbo
    H = farcus
    I = Dorky
    J = doofus
    K = funky
    L = boobie
    M = sleezy
    N = Sloopy
    O = fluffy
    P = stinky
    Q = slimy
    R = dorfus
    S = snooty
    T = tootsie
    U = dipsy
    V = sneezy
    W = liver
    X = skippy
    Y = dinky
    Z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
    of your new last name:
    A = B = feather
    C = batty
    D = burger
    E = chicken
    F = barffy
    G = lizard
    H = waffle
    I = farkle
    J = monkey
    K = flippin
    L = fricken
    M = bubble
    N = rhino
    O = potty
    P = hamster
    Q = buckle
    R = gizzard
    S = lickin
    T = snickle
    U = chuckle
    V = pickle
    W = Hubble
    X = dingle
    Y = gorilla
    Z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
    of your new last name:
    A = butt
    B = boob
    C = face
    D = nose
    E = hump
    F = breath
    G = pants
    H = shorts
    I = lips
    J = honker
    K = head
    L = tush
    M = chunks
    N = dunkin
    O = brains
    P = biscuits
    Q = toes
    R = doodle
    S = fanny
    T = sniffer
    U = sprinkles
    V = frack
    W = squirt
    X = humperdinck
    Y = hiney
    Z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
    laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • Jeremy
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1502

    #2
    Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

    As if you found this! I read this book with my son when he was like 5! Haha!

    Love the books! Haha
    Best regards,
    Jeremy

    www.cornwall4rent.com

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    • Dream Lady
      Major General

      • Feb 2006
      • 2036

      #3
      Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

      Ok...my new name is:

      Sloppy Bubblehump

      ummmmm?? I won't touch it!! lol

      omg...holly!!! get in here...You'll never guess what your new name is!!! You will be sentenced to the Womens only thread forever!! lol
      Cindy Smentowski

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

        Originally posted by Dream Lady
        Ok...my new name is:

        Sloppy Bubblehump

        ummmmm?? I won't touch it!! lol

        omg...holly!!! get in here...You'll never guess what your new name is!!! You will be sentenced to the Womens only thread forever!! lol
        Glad you enjoyed that, I can imagine Manuel trying it out when he gets back......

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
        Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


        www.astralengineering.net
        www.masqueradecreations.com

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        • larazovich
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5811

          #5
          Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

          Zippy Featherjuice here..
          Liz
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          Ring the bells that still can ring

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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

            It just so happens that Manuel and I (Lina)got the same new names....hee hee

            Our new name= Sloopy Featherdoodle

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
            Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


            www.astralengineering.net
            www.masqueradecreations.com

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            • Jeremy
              Brigadier General

              • Apr 2006
              • 1502

              #7
              Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

              Doofus Lizard Boob
              Best regards,
              Jeremy

              www.cornwall4rent.com

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              • davidundalicia
                General

                • Mar 2006
                • 6294

                #8
                Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                Sneezy Pottydoodle wants to play Cookie Monster (aka) Fluffy potty Dunking

                Wanna play Fluffy potty Dunking ?...........
                Have fun
                Regards..... David

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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                  OMG Cindy

                  Eye see what you mean .... lmao


                  BOOBIE Pottytush

                  I am sunk, lol off to the womens only thread, lmao

                  David, I really can't answer that now, especially with this name, lol .......... oh my ...

                  LINA YOU ARE SO BAD!!!!! lmao

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                  • peterbaldwin
                    Sergeant First Class

                    • Mar 2007
                    • 51

                    #10
                    Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                    Tootsie Feather-tush

                    Regards

                    Peter Baldwin
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                    • aconstas1
                      Lieutenant Colonel

                      • Mar 2007
                      • 582

                      #11
                      Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                      crusty feather-dunkin

                      I dont even know what that means, but it made me laugh pretty hard.
                      Best Regards,
                      Alex
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                      • Mook25
                        Brigadier General

                        • Oct 2005
                        • 1427

                        #12
                        Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                        Oh dear I'm a sleezy farkle sniffer. lol
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                        • limebrook1
                          Brigadier General

                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1583

                          #13
                          Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                          Dorky FeatherTush flying in for a quick visit!
                          Trish
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                          • vodafreak
                            Second Lieutenant

                            • Mar 2007
                            • 143

                            #14
                            Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                            uuum my new name is: Funky Chuckleboob!!!!

                            that sounds freaky!!

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                            • vodafreak
                              Second Lieutenant

                              • Mar 2007
                              • 143

                              #15
                              Re: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

                              Originally posted by Jeremy
                              Doofus Lizard Boob
                              O M G!!
                              Lizardboob???

                              Save me, I thought mine was bad!!

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