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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Pearly Gates -

    A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly
    Gates. The Angel explains that admission requirements are now
    a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have
    managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.

    He queries the first candidate: "What was your annual salary,
    and what was your profession?

    "I made $450,000 as an attorney," comes the reply.

    "You may enter," says the Angel, "take elevator #2.".

    Second candidate, same question.

    "I made $95,000, I was a realtor." He is also permitted to
    enter and was told to take elevator #4

    Now it is the third man's turn.

    "My annual income was $175."

    "Cool!" replies the Angel, "take elevator #9. By the way,
    what ezine did you publish?"

  • Mook25
    Brigadier General

    • Oct 2005
    • 1427

    #2
    Re: Pearly Gates -

    lol, very good!
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