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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    His Private Part Died Today!

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, And I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
    "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
    (You are going to love this !!!!!)
    "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    #2
    Re: His Private Part Died Today!

    Originally posted by LadyEye
    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, And I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
    "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
    (You are going to love this !!!!!)
    "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

    HA HA HA HA ......Nice one Holly .....viewing day hey!!!!!!!!.....bet I still better in the tub today.......heehe ehee heee

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    • LadyEye
      General & Forum Moderator

      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: His Private Part Died Today!

      Originally posted by Astraltraveller
      HA HA HA HA ......Nice one Holly .....viewing day hey!!!!!!!!.....bet I still better in the tub today.......heehe ehee heee

      lol .... Are you floating your own boat Astral ... lol

      Guess what we are getting today, as it is a beautiful morning out there as we speak, but within three or more hours, we are going to be blessed with 25 - 30 cm of snow ... how about that eh!!

      hmmmmmmmmm.....

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: His Private Part Died Today!

        Originally posted by LadyEye
        lol .... Are you floating your own boat Astral ... lol

        Guess what we are getting today, as it is a beautiful morning out there as we speak, but within three or more hours, we are going to be blessed with 25 - 30 cm of snow ... how about that eh!!

        hmmmmmmmmm.....
        Floating my own boat no way, I'm not that bad am I?......no definitely not.

        So I guess you gonna wrap up all cozy for the snow.....lol

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        • C L
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5561

          #5
          Re: His Private Part Died Today!

          lol

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          • darklight
            Brigadier General

            • Jul 2006
            • 1309

            #6
            Re: His Private Part Died Today!

            Hahahaha niceee!

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            • aconstas1
              Lieutenant Colonel

              • Mar 2007
              • 582

              #7
              Re: His Private Part Died Today!

              rofl
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              • Dream Lady
                Major General

                • Feb 2006
                • 2036

                #8
                Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                Another Funny one! I'm sending the snow your way Holly and CL. Snowing here today.ugggg
                Cindy Smentowski

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                • ace5548
                  Major

                  • Aug 2006
                  • 351

                  #9
                  Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                  That was good.
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                  • C L
                    General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5561

                    #10
                    Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                    Originally posted by Dream Lady
                    Another Funny one! I'm sending the snow your way Holly and CL. Snowing here today.ugggg
                    Thanks, we're getting it now..........ya think you could send some sunshine?

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                    • LadyEye
                      General & Forum Moderator

                      • Jun 2006
                      • 10526

                      #11
                      Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                      Cindy

                      How much snow are you sending? How much snow did you get?

                      Why did you send it? lol

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                      • Mook25
                        Brigadier General

                        • Oct 2005
                        • 1427

                        #12
                        Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                        lol
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                        • Easter Bunny
                          Master Sergeant

                          • Apr 2007
                          • 65

                          #13
                          Re: His Private Part Died Today!

                          hiding eggs, hippity hop

                          Happy Easter!

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