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And after such a troubled weekend I though I would post this one for you ladies......just to bring a smile to your faces......hee hee hee
MEN.........
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of
you.
2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!
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