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  • 123Bot
    Corporal

    • Apr 2007
    • 12

    Jokes

    Anyone got anymore? Here s a starter.

    My Old Gym Teacher A circle's bad a square is good.
    (Add scottish accent)

    OOOOOOOOk,
    Today im gonna drop you off in Teeneck
    You have to make it back to the gym before the end of the period
    And i wont be given out late passes
    Student: But Mr. T i cant walk from teeneck to the gym.
    You wont be walkin you'll be runnin'

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOk
    Today ill be dropin you of in the middle part of scotland.
    It's called middle earth
    There you'll help my cousin Bilbo
    Yes Bilbo T.
    If you get killed by a Giant Eye you get a circle
    If you throw away the ring....... well you also get a circle
    You should have given it to me
    If you join the Giant Eye you get a circle
    My team dosnt need anymore players
    123Bot
  • 123Bot
    Corporal

    • Apr 2007
    • 12

    #2
    Re: Jokes

    Hey im new here(you can probobly tell) So i just want to say hi
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    • 123Bot
      Corporal

      • Apr 2007
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Jokes

      Noone is posting
      Another Joke is in order

      Redneck

      You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year

      You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem!

      You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging!
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      • 123Bot
        Corporal

        • Apr 2007
        • 12

        #4
        Re: Jokes

        OOOOOOOOOOOk

        Im gonna drop you guys off in cuba
        the you have to jog three laps around the entire island
        while...........
        dogging missles, rockets, bats, fedel castro's ghost and
        one realy angree turist
        Student: How are we suposed to get across the water Mr. T?
        Jews split the water, Cristians you can walk on it Muslums...
        Oh wait never mind your all whiteys
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        • 123Bot
          Corporal

          • Apr 2007
          • 12

          #5
          Re: Jokes

          Workin on my first website ill have that up soon!
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