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Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
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