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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

    This is a good one Ann, you'll love this one

    For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system.
    Simple Duties: You make the bed..+1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1
    You leave the toilet seat up..-5
    You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights are out..-30
    You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0
    When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1
    When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
    You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5
    But return with beer ..-5
    You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5
    You pummel it with a six iron..+10
    It's her father..-10

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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    #2
    Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

    Lmao! "You pummel it with a six iron..+10
    It's her father..-10"

    Bhahaha.
    Excellent stuff! Bloody Cleaning the toliet after you have eaten a curry should be in there as well lol

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    • LadyEye
      General & Forum Moderator

      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

      This just needs a good ole fashion bump ... hee hee ...

      Bump ....

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

        lol.....funny

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        • karel
          Brigadier General

          • Feb 2006
          • 1178

          #5
          Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

          You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5
          Nooooo way, I did this once and there was no price on, the woman then had to go away and shout at the bottom of the stairs to her supervisor..."HOW MUCH ARE THESE LILETS MEDIUM FLOWS KATH"

          Ohhhh no never again, keep the points you can have them lol.
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          • Mook25
            Brigadier General

            • Oct 2005
            • 1427

            #6
            Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

            Originally posted by karel
            Nooooo way, I did this once and there was no price on, the woman then had to go away and shout at the bottom of the stairs to her supervisor..."HOW MUCH ARE THESE LILETS MEDIUM FLOWS KATH"

            Ohhhh no never again, keep the points you can have them lol.
            I'm sure these people do things like this on purpose. Are you sure they didn't jsut put theior thumb over the price so that they could just humiliate you in front of the whole store??
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            • karel
              Brigadier General

              • Feb 2006
              • 1178

              #7
              Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

              I'm sure these people do things like this on purpose. Are you sure they didn't jsut put theior thumb over the price so that they could just humiliate you in front of the whole store??
              Oh it was busy Mook, I have tried to wipe the incident from my memory.......With little success
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              • That's eBiz
                Sergeant

                • Mar 2007
                • 20

                #8
                Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

                When I was a young girl, about 10, my Mom sent me to the store for sanitary napkins. To be sure I got the right thing, she reminded me that they were sometimes on the back of the toilet.

                Well, the only napkins I ever remembered being on the back of the toilet were regular table napkins as an emergency when we ran out of TP.

                So I run off to the store and read EVERY single package of napkins there, and darned if not ONE of them said "sanitary" on them. So I picked the biggest package, and took them to checkout. Before I let the lady ring me up, I asked her if they were sanitary, because that's what I was supposed to get. She assured me they were...

                Mom never sent me to the store for sanitary napkins again... lol
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                • SAman
                  Major General

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 2009

                  #9
                  Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

                  No Wonder I am so far in the hole!! No man could live long enough to come out on the positive side, longer than a couple of minutes.
                  Mike

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                  • aconstas1
                    Lieutenant Colonel

                    • Mar 2007
                    • 582

                    #10
                    Re: Make the Woman happy - haha Part ONE

                    rofl. Good one LE
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