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  • Woolleejumpa
    Private

    • Apr 2007
    • 1

    G'day from OZ

    Joined up today; started building website - why has it taken me soooo long to find something this good. Just have to share this joke with you - my dogs are asleep in front of the fireplace - first day this year it's been cold enough!! Besides, it gives me an excuse to play/(work) inside!!

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Big W and standing in line at the check out.


    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.


    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me.


    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


    Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??
  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: G'day from OZ

    lol Good one ...funny!!

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    • bill2006
      Lieutenant General

      • May 2006
      • 3421

      #3
      Re: G'day from OZ

      Welcome to VodaHost
      Funny.
      Bill
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      • AmaDee
        Colonel

        • Jun 2006
        • 851

        #4
        Re: G'day from OZ

        Nice one. I think you will fit right in here. Enjoy!

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        • Patience
          Brigadier General

          • Mar 2007
          • 1011

          #5
          Re: G'day from OZ

          Welcome! That's a good one...are you sure you're not from New York?
          hee hee
          Vicki

          www.staceygoldendesigns.net

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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: G'day from OZ

            Nice one ....lol
            Welcome to Vodaland enjoy and have fun....

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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            • linastein
              Sergeant

              • Mar 2007
              • 36

              #7
              Re: G'day from OZ

              can hear the australian accent in the joke !!!
              loved it ,
              have fun doing your site !

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: G'day from OZ

                Hello to you, welcome to VodaHost........thanks for the laugh.

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                • aconstas1
                  Lieutenant Colonel

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 582

                  #9
                  Re: G'day from OZ

                  ROFL Woolleejumpa. Welcome, and have fun.
                  Best Regards,
                  Alex
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                  • Mook25
                    Brigadier General

                    • Oct 2005
                    • 1427

                    #10
                    Re: G'day from OZ

                    Ha Ha very good. Welcome to the family
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                    • larazovich
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5811

                      #11
                      Re: G'day from OZ

                      Welcome to Vodaland! Enjoy your stay..
                      Liz
                      www.sebastopolparty.com
                      www.raynordescendents.com

                      Ring the bells that still can ring

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