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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

    DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!



    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

    Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll
    leave the key under the mat.
    Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a
    cheque."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
    But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

    "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
    discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
    as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
    yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
    himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"



    Men just don't listen !

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • Mook25
    Brigadier General

    • Oct 2005
    • 1427

    #2
    Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

    He He. Very funny
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    • AmaDee
      Colonel

      • Jun 2006
      • 851

      #3
      Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

      so true...

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      • choco777
        Brigadier General

        • Apr 2006
        • 1526

        #4
        Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

        Excellent. What percent of people would have done the same....99.9 I'll bet. Funny story!
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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

          Originally posted by choco777
          Excellent. What percent of people would have done the same....99.9 I'll bet. Funny story!
          Hey Chocco nice to see around again......lol

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
          Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


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          • ace5548
            Major

            • Aug 2006
            • 351

            #6
            Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

            Very good one. I would probably be one of the 99.9 percent that Choco mentioned. And looking for a hasty retreat.
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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot.......

              .........ha ha, lol

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