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A wife was preparing eggs for breakfast and her husband burst into the kitchen.
The husband said " put in some more butter, put in some more BUTTER NOW", CAREFUL you're cooking too many at once, put in more butter, they're going to stick, OH YOU never listen to me, OH MY GOD, THERE IS NO MORE BUTTER, Where will we get more butter, oh my God what will we do? Turn them TURN THEM NOW", "have you lost your mind, SALT them, you know YOU ALWAYS forget to salt them."
The wife asked " what is wrong don't you think I know how to cook couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied " Sure, just wanted to show you what it's like when I'm driving ."
The husband said " put in some more butter, put in some more BUTTER NOW", CAREFUL you're cooking too many at once, put in more butter, they're going to stick, OH YOU never listen to me, OH MY GOD, THERE IS NO MORE BUTTER, Where will we get more butter, oh my God what will we do? Turn them TURN THEM NOW", "have you lost your mind, SALT them, you know YOU ALWAYS forget to salt them."
The wife asked " what is wrong don't you think I know how to cook couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied " Sure, just wanted to show you what it's like when I'm driving ."
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