Why Men Tell Lies......

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Why Men Tell Lies......

    Why Men Tell Lies.......


    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river,
    his axe fell into the river.

    When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

    The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water,

    and he needed the axe to make his living.

    The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

    "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

    The woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

    "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.

    Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

    "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.

    "Yes", he replied.

    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all

    three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
    riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

    When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,

    "Why are you crying?"

    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
    "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

    "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is
    a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
    would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to
    her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would
    have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
    of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share
    me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
    honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!

    That's our story, and we're sticking to it..

    THE GUYS.







    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    #2
    Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

    Like it!
    Regards Chris.

    Collectables, Collecting, collectors-info.com

    www.chrismorris.co.uk

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

      .....hmmm

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      • AmaDee
        Colonel

        • Jun 2006
        • 851

        #4
        Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

        so that's what you guys are calling it these day, uh. Interesting.

        Did they have anything on why women lie?

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        • Mirelle
          Captain

          • Mar 2006
          • 204

          #5
          Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

          Im lost for words......................
          Mirelle

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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

            Originally posted by Mirelle
            Im lost for words......................

            What else can I say? .....that's us guys......lmao

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
            Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


            www.astralengineering.net
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            • ace5548
              Major

              • Aug 2006
              • 351

              #7
              Re: Why Men Tell Lies......

              Absolutely great. I would never lie--especially to myself or anyone else.

              lmao
              Simply Quit - Smoking

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