Two Priests on Vocation.....

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Two Priests on Vocation.....

    Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

    They were determined to make this a real vacation
    by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

    As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
    and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
    sunglasses, etc.

    The next morning they went to the beach
    dressed in their "tourist" garb.
    They were sitting on beach chairs,
    enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
    "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini
    came walking straight towards them.

    They couldn't help but stare.
    As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
    "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,"
    nodding and addressing each of them individually,
    then she passed on by.
    They were both stunned.

    How in the world did she know they were priests?
    So the next day, they went back to the store
    and bought even more outrageous outfits.

    These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
    Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to
    enjoy the sunshine.

    After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
    wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time,
    came walking toward them.

    Again she nodded at each of them, said
    "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,"
    and started to walk away.

    One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
    "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
    "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
    how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

    She replied,

    "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • ace5548
    Major

    • Aug 2006
    • 351

    #2
    Re: Two Priests on Vocation.....

    Funny, Thanks.
    Simply Quit - Smoking

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    • bill2006
      Lieutenant General

      • May 2006
      • 3421

      #3
      Re: Two Priests on Vocation.....

      Lol
      Bill
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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Two Priests on Vocation.....

        lol

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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: Two Priests on Vocation.....

          LOL, Good one!
          Mike

          Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

          In God We Trust

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          • SChajin
            Major General

            • Jan 2006
            • 2792

            #6
            Re: Two Priests on Vocation.....

            cute one
            Sharon Chajin

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