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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    Summer classes for Men


    SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN
    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 1, 2007

    DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
    PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Classes begin Monday, June 4, 2007



    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step,
    with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
    beginning at 7:00 PM.



    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
    Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? ---
    Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    GROUP PRACTICE???

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
    and The Floor ---
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly
    Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
    beginning at 7:00 PM.

    CAN I JOIN THIS CLASS???

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your
    Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With
    Looking In The Right Places
    And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.



    Class 8
    Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful
    To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
    for 2 hours.



    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life
    Testimonials.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While
    She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



    Class 11
    Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between
    Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours !
    Beginning at 7:00 PM .



    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering
    Birthdays, Anniversaries and
    Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going
    To Be Late.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
    Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
    for 2 hours.



    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses,
    diplomas will be issued to the survivors. !

    Sharon Chajin
  • Patience
    Brigadier General

    • Mar 2007
    • 1011

    #2
    Re: Summer classes for Men

    Aaaah, I see you've met my husband?
    Vicki

    www.staceygoldendesigns.net

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Summer classes for Men

      Excellent!
      Trish
      www.Limebrook.com
      www.MountainWalk.co.uk
      www.MyBeardedDragons.co.uk
      www.TucsonForBeginners.com
      www.Pets4kids.info

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      • Collectors-info
        General

        • Feb 2006
        • 8703

        #4
        Re: Summer classes for Men

        Oooooooooooh! From a guys point of view! Nasty, even if true. Lol. I saved on all of these problems by skipping the marriage part.
        All my friends want to know why I am smiling all the time.
        Regards Chris.

        Collectables, Collecting, collectors-info.com

        www.chrismorris.co.uk

        House build project

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        • larazovich
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5811

          #5
          Re: Summer classes for Men

          this is great.
          Would I be a traitor to my gender if I said I have met a lot of women could benefit from the same courses?? LOL
          Liz
          www.sebastopolparty.com
          www.raynordescendents.com

          Ring the bells that still can ring

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          • C L
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            #6
            Re: Summer classes for Men

            .......good ones, lol

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