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Here are just some of the things that CANADIANS have to be proud of
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger
balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian
First game June 4, 1838, Ingersoll, Ontario
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian - Birthplace, EYE believe, Dartmouth, N.S.
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. ***** pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored
because they ran away, so we came home and partied...
Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone
anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over
an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest
company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and
lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass BUT MOST
IMPORTANT!....
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your
hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections
only take one day.
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger
balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian
First game June 4, 1838, Ingersoll, Ontario
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian - Birthplace, EYE believe, Dartmouth, N.S.
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. ***** pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored
because they ran away, so we came home and partied...
Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone
anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over
an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest
company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and
lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass BUT MOST
IMPORTANT!....
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your
hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections
only take one day.
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