The 11th Husband....!!!!!

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    The 11th Husband....!!!!!

    THE 11th HUSBAND.....


    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
    husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
    "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married
    ten
    times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great
    it was going to be."

    "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was
    supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."


    "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

    "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
    he
    didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

    "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
    method."

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
    wasn't
    sure whether it was his job or not."

    "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure
    how to position it."

    "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

    "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

    "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...........
    Oh God, I miss him!".........

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

    "You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get
    screwed."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
    Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

    another good one!
    Liz
    www.sebastopolparty.com
    www.raynordescendents.com

    Ring the bells that still can ring

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

      Lol!
      Trish
      www.Limebrook.com
      www.MountainWalk.co.uk
      www.MyBeardedDragons.co.uk
      www.TucsonForBeginners.com
      www.Pets4kids.info

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      • pristinelife
        Captain

        • Apr 2007
        • 247

        #4
        Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

        That was a RIOT and so true, leave it to the government to screw ya. LOL
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        • Mirelle
          Captain

          • Mar 2006
          • 204

          #5
          Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

          Hey hey hey how true Astral how true


          Anyone know where ***** "Catherine Tate" thread has gone i need a laugh i cant remember which thread i saw it in help.....
          Mirelle

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          • Mirelle
            Captain

            • Mar 2006
            • 204

            #6
            Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

            Hey, i have found the Catherine Tate link ***** posted
            happy days.....
            Mirelle

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            • SChajin
              Major General

              • Jan 2006
              • 2792

              #7
              Re: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

              haha
              Sharon Chajin

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