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  • WSBlue
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1415

    Woman... ...

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
    Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
    neither of them are hurt.

    God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's
    Nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
    that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
    rest of our days.

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely this
    must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
    God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
    agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
    the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
    back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

    What is the moral of this story?
  • limebrook1
    Brigadier General

    • Jun 2005
    • 1583

    #2
    Re: Woman... ...

    Sneaky! LOL
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    • Mirelle
      Captain

      • Mar 2006
      • 204

      #3
      Re: Woman... ...

      The moral of this story is..... women use ther intellect and men storm right in.

      Well am i right Major? LOL LOL LOL.
      Mirelle

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