The Old Lady and The Farmer....

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    The Old Lady and The Farmer....

    A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
    They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
    would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.


    However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem how to carry
    his entire purchases home.


    While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
    who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
    1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my
    farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't
    carry this lot."


    The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
    bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and
    carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said
    and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take
    my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."


    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
    widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
    have your way with me?"


    The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, and a gallon
    of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
    hold you up against the wall and do that?" The old lady replied, "Set
    the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the
    bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: The Old Lady and The Farmer....

    very good astral
    Liz
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    Ring the bells that still can ring

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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: The Old Lady and The Farmer....

      Originally posted by larazovich View Post
      very good astral

      Happy to share it......glad you enjoyed that.......lmao

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: The Old Lady and The Farmer....

        ......ha ha ha, lol

        that's funny

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        • honeybear007
          Private

          • Jul 2007
          • 1

          #5
          Re: The Old Lady and The Farmer....

          What a great web site .

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          • ace5548
            Major

            • Aug 2006
            • 351

            #6
            Re: The Old Lady and The Farmer....

            Very good astral
            Simply Quit - Smoking

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