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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
    Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
    WHY?
    Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
    get a little sausage.


    Men are like....

    1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.

    2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
    why.
    5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
    head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
    off!

    8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
    mature.

    9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion.

    10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
    while.

    11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
    rest are handicapped.

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
    Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


    www.astralengineering.net
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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

    hmmm........

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    • Mirelle
      Captain

      • Mar 2006
      • 204

      #3
      Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

      I will second that Hmmm........
      Mirelle

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      • pristinelife
        Captain

        • Apr 2007
        • 247

        #4
        Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

        Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
        For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
        Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
        WHY?
        Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
        get a little sausage.


        Men are like....

        1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.

        2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

        3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

        4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
        why.
        5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
        head right for your hips.

        6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

        7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
        off!

        8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
        mature.

        9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
        emotion.

        10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
        while.

        11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
        how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

        12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

        13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
        rest are handicapped.
        Astral, you're a trip, I enjoyed this, its soooooooo true
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        Who is Pristinelife? http://ourjourneytolife.com/aboutme.html


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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

          Originally posted by NotAtlas
          Hi AstralTraveller... where do you get this kind of stuff?
          I would like to use them, and things like this...
          Things that affim constantly why relationships are "not worth the effort"... how would I go about getting the authors permission?
          NotAtlas....
          I useally get all this stuff sent to me by friends via e-mail.....so keep your eyes open as I will post more as I get them to share with you guys......lol
          as for authors permissions I don't know.....as this circulates around via e-mail, I don't think there are any problems....lol

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
          Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


          www.astralengineering.net
          www.masqueradecreations.com

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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

            Originally posted by pristinelife View Post
            Astral, you're a trip, I enjoyed this, its soooooooo true
            hmmmmm......I'm glad I brought I smile to you ladies faces.......lol......I will be back........ha!!ha!!.....

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
            Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


            www.astralengineering.net
            www.masqueradecreations.com

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

              Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
              hmmmmm......I'm glad I brought I smile to you ladies faces.......lol......I will be back........ha!!ha!!.....

              Thanks for the warning.......ha ha ha he he ho ho

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              • Astraltraveller
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 4006

                #8
                Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

                Originally posted by C L View Post
                Thanks for the warning.......ha ha ha he he ho ho

                Was that funny?......Glad I could be of help and bring a smile or shall I say a loud laugh to your face......ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee ........

                Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


                www.astralengineering.net
                www.masqueradecreations.com

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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
                  Was that funny?......Glad I could be of help and bring a smile or shall I say a loud laugh to your face......ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee ........

                  yeh it was supposed to be, maybe not though......(canadian humor)

                  ..........lol

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