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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!
8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!
8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
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