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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    A Mother.......

    A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
    roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
    but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious
    of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
    curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a
    week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to
    dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she
    took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her,
    just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote :

    Dear Mother:

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact
    remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Kumar

    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now
    under the pillow...

    Love,

    Mom.



    Lesson of the day:

    Don't Lie to Your Mother...........

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: A Mother.......

    lol
    Bill
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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: A Mother.......

      Thats a good one...
      Sharon Chajin

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: A Mother.......

        ha ha, clever.....

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