Tweet
A store that sells new husbands has justopened in New York City,where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Amongthe instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the storeoperates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! Thereare six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopperascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particularfloor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back downexcept to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store tofind a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the secondfloor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and LoveKids.
"That's nice", she thinks,"but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floorsign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,and are Extremely Good
Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feelscompelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the signreads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,"I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and thesign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong RomanticStreak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes tothe sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 tothis floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely asproof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at theHusband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store'sowner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sexand have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floorshave never been visited
Comment