A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

    "Where did you get that car?"

    He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

    "With what money?" demanded his parents.

    We know what a Porsche costs.."

    "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

    So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

    "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they
    just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted
    to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.

    "Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

    So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced
    himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for
    fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

    "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
    thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back.
    He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

    (Are women good or what?)

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

    Hee hee hee ...

    Simple plan, but worked eh!!

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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

      great plan
      Sharon Chajin

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      • larazovich
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5811

        #4
        Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

        ahhhhh
        Liz
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        Ring the bells that still can ring

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

          How did I know you girls would love this one........lol......hee hee he....

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
          Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


          www.astralengineering.net
          www.masqueradecreations.com

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          • pristinelife
            Captain

            • Apr 2007
            • 247

            #6
            Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

            I wonder if he was the same man in the other video who had a testie removed?
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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

              ha ha.......

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              • Mirelle
                Captain

                • Mar 2006
                • 204

                #8
                Re: A Woman's Revenge.....lol....Just for you girls...

                Hey hey hey i knew after the first couple of lines how this one was going to end, unfaithfull husband wanting money for his bimbo that is the least i would do to him.

                Good one again Astral
                Mirelle

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