Do you know WHY?

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  • WSBlue
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1415

    #16
    Re: Do you know WHY?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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    • WSBlue
      Brigadier General

      • Apr 2006
      • 1415

      #17
      Re: Do you know WHY?

      Why drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
      Why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
      Why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
      Why we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
      Why hot dogs comes in a packages of ten and buns in a packages of eight?
      Why we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'?
      Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
      Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?!
      Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
      Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
      Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
      Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
      Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
      Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
      Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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