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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If money doesn’t grow on trees when why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies usually wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? If so, how is it treated?
If you try to fail and succeed what did you just do?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
When you’re driving and looking for an address why do you turn down the volume on the radio?
How can you hear yourself think?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why does “Fat chance” and “Slim Chance” mean the same thing?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they ever remember they forgot?
If you had false legs, would you still need to change your socks?
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