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  • royb
    Major General

    • Mar 2006
    • 2483

    Serves her right

    A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
    woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
    the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded
    the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to
    send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
    response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
    Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 8 inches in
    your pants."

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
    >return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
    to return this to the woman.

    It read:


    "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
    CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in
    California, Aspen, Colorado and Miami. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I
    cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!


    http://www.plusplace.co.uk
    royb@plusplace.co.uk

  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: Serves her right

    good one Roy!
    Liz
    www.sebastopolparty.com
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    Ring the bells that still can ring

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    • LadyEye
      General & Forum Moderator

      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: Serves her right

      I totally agree ... !!!! Just plain Nasty ... lol

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      • WSBlue
        Brigadier General

        • Apr 2006
        • 1415

        #4
        Re: Serves her right

        toolongforcomfort

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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Serves her right

          Just goes to show you how committed women are to trying to make men change......
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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #6
            Re: Serves her right

            Originally posted by Vasili View Post
            Just goes to show you how committed women are to trying to make men change......

            Yes, I know what you mean Vasili, kinda like Miss Bobbitt too ... lol

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            • Vasili
              Moderator

              • Mar 2006
              • 14683

              #7
              Re: Serves her right

              Oh yeah...I remember her.....(so did everyone else!).

              Maybe that's why she was forced to move to Russia, where she immediately changed her name to "Lorena Kutchercockoff"?
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              • Mirelle
                Captain

                • Mar 2006
                • 204

                #8
                Re: Serves her right

                Very funny Roy
                Mirelle

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