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A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of it.
He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops off the cat there.
But when he arrives home, he finds the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing
happens.
He keeps trying to get rid of the cat by increasing the distance
between his home and where he abandons the animal. But the cat
keeps finding his way home.
At last he decides to drive a few kilometres away, turn right
then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right
until he reaches what he believes is a perfect spot to dump the
cat.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks: "Is the
cat there?"
"Yes, why?" asks the wife.
Frustrated the man says: "Put that stupid cat on the phone, I
need directions to get home!"
He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops off the cat there.
But when he arrives home, he finds the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing
happens.
He keeps trying to get rid of the cat by increasing the distance
between his home and where he abandons the animal. But the cat
keeps finding his way home.
At last he decides to drive a few kilometres away, turn right
then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right
until he reaches what he believes is a perfect spot to dump the
cat.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks: "Is the
cat there?"
"Yes, why?" asks the wife.
Frustrated the man says: "Put that stupid cat on the phone, I
need directions to get home!"
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