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  • pristinelife
    Captain

    • Apr 2007
    • 247

    Today's Funny

    Colorful Shipwreck
    A man is shipwrecked and is the only survivor.
    When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is purple. He can't believe it. The sky is purple. He walks around a bit and sees that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees. He’s shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple, too.
    "Oh no!!" he says, "I think I’ve been marooned!!"


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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: Today's Funny

    Arghhh!

    Probably was a leftover Barney joke or something!
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    • pristinelife
      Captain

      • Apr 2007
      • 247

      #3
      Re: Today's Funny

      Originally posted by Vasili View Post
      Arghhh!

      Probably was a leftover Barney joke or something!
      Maybe you'll like this one better:

      US Army private filling out a questionnaire ...

      A US Army private filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course was stymied by the question, “How long has your present employer been in business?” He thought for a moment, and then wrote, “Since 1776.”
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