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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    Joke

    A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
    "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly, and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."

    The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

    How cruel is that
  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: Joke

    I liked it! nice one.
    Choco777
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    • koolspaces.com
      Second Lieutenant

      • Jul 2007
      • 136

      #3
      Re: Joke

      A Rabbi, Priest and Elvis walk into a bar and....

      You finish the joke.


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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Joke

        i liked it too
        Sharon Chajin

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Joke

          Hi Teri, how've you been? Great to see you, I was wondering when we would see your next post ... ha ha on the joke ... so how's the photos going? What new have you got to tell us ...

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          • darklight
            Brigadier General

            • Jul 2006
            • 1309

            #6
            Re: Joke

            Hey LadyEye :)
            Eh... The photos arent doing so good. Although, Ive got an account on Deviantart and people seem to like them. (dont know why though!) The web design course has just been left behind recently. Ah well! How are you? Is Paul still around?

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Joke

              ha ha, Teri

              A little late...on this. Paul is around, but he's busy with his superhero work or so he says......ha ha, I think he's out spending all his money.

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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: Joke

                Good one..LOL!
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                • darklight
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 1309

                  #9
                  Re: Joke

                  Heyyy C L :D

                  Cheers for that! I want some of that money he is spending ;)

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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: Joke

                    Originally posted by darklight View Post
                    Hey LadyEye :)
                    Eh... The photos arent doing so good. Although, Ive got an account on Deviantart and people seem to like them. (dont know why though!) The web design course has just been left behind recently. Ah well! How are you? Is Paul still around?

                    Hi Teri

                    Eye's good ... keep battling the uphill battle, gaining experience as you go, you'll make it ... you can also submit your photos to a few places like shutterstock (I think that is one name) anyway, you can join up for an account, post your pics and everytime someone downloads and uses one you get paid 25 cents, lol, okay, not alot but it is a start and the more pics you take and post the more might get used .. just an idea for you too ...

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                    • darklight
                      Brigadier General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 1309

                      #11
                      Re: Joke

                      ooo Thats a great idea! Ill do that now :D Good to hear you are doing good :)

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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: Joke

                        Originally posted by darklight View Post
                        ooo Thats a great idea! Ill do that now :D Good to hear you are doing good :)

                        Great, why not right .. how is ur nephew? So I guess you haven't been talking to Paul, I haven't either. It's due time he makes an appearance don't you think?? Helllllllllllo Paul if ur reading this, lol ...

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                        • darklight
                          Brigadier General

                          • Jul 2006
                          • 1309

                          #13
                          Re: Joke

                          Yeah he is good thanks! Its his Christening tomorrow so we are getting ready for that! He is getting big very fast! lol

                          Yus Paul! Where are youuuu! :(

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                          • C L
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 5561

                            #14
                            Re: Joke

                            Originally posted by darklight View Post
                            Heyyy C L :D

                            Cheers for that! I want some of that money he is spending ;)
                            .......no problem! We'll share, if we ever catch up with him...

                            .....this might just work.......lol




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                            • darklight
                              Brigadier General

                              • Jul 2006
                              • 1309

                              #15
                              Re: Joke

                              LOL na na na na na na na PAULLL PAULL.. I dont think he is going to answer the call :(

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