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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Eagles......

    Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle
    waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a
    while, when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had
    been shot Dead!


    Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided
    that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady
    eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off
    to find a new mate.


    He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was
    OK but all the dove would say is "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
    DOVE, I want to love!"


    Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
    and flew off once more to find a mate.
    He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
    sex was great but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to
    spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!" So out with the loon.


    Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
    duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
    but all the duck would say was.....well, you know......I'm a duck and I love
    to.......








    Wrong!! The duck didn't say THAT!!!!! That's an awful thing to think!




    The duck said, "I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE!!!

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  • philipc9635
    Lieutenant Colonel

    • Jul 2006
    • 735

    #2
    Re: Eagles......

    What an inconsiderate eagle only mourning for 6 minutes!!!!!(hehe)
    Phil Cartledge (Aussie Phil)

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    • pristinelife
      Captain

      • Apr 2007
      • 247

      #3
      Re: Eagles......

      I got to confess, Astral, you had me there for a moment. I was thinking the duck said something else. <embarassed> LOL
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