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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    Married Humor

    Wife: "What are you doing?"
    Husband : "Nothing."
    Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
    Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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    Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
    Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
    Wife : "Yes and no."

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    Bill
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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: Married Humor

    Know where you're comin from... Nice one Bill.
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    • tulsiram
      Private

      • Oct 2007
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Married Humor

      Originally posted by bill2006 View Post
      Wife: "What are you doing?"
      Husband : "Nothing."
      Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
      Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

      -------------------

      Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
      Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
      Wife : "Yes and no."

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      Best Joke.
      Wife coming from out of station and husband go to receive his wife
      to station.
      Wife:"Why are you so sad,What happened?
      Husband:"Nothing"
      Wife:"Look!that man how happy he is looking and talking to his wife"
      Husband:"She is going and boarding the train."

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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: Married Humor

        Oft bittersweet seem the fruits of Love......yet from the smallest seeds therein grows the mightiest of trees to weather all storms and tribulations, and under which there is refuge and solace in the shade.......so then, nurture the sapling, my son, so that the roots grow deep and true and that your life may be full of abundance!




        Sounds Biblical, but is really my own poetic paraphrase....lol
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        • VodaHost
          General & Forum Administrator

          • Mar 2005
          • 12356

          #5
          Re: Married Humor

          Hmmmmmm........sounds like my life.

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          • choco777
            Brigadier General

            • Apr 2006
            • 1526

            #6
            Re: Married Humor

            wow how familiar.....all they all alike??
            Choco777
            www.mayatabasco.com


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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Married Humor

              ........I protest this thread! I'm not finding the humor in it at all......lol

              me tinks it's time to add a men's thread.......

              male famous sayings (there's only two) ha ha

              1. I don't know

              2. What

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              • Vasili
                Moderator

                • Mar 2006
                • 14683

                #8
                Re: Married Humor

                Originally posted by C L View Post
                ........I protest this thread! I'm not finding the humor in it at all......lol

                me tinks it's time to add a men's thread.......

                male famous sayings (there's only two) ha ha

                1. I don't know

                2. What
                3) Huh?
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                • mwalsh62
                  Major

                  • Jul 2007
                  • 426

                  #9
                  Re: Married Humor

                  The most infamous male saying: I Do!

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                  • C L
                    General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5561

                    #10
                    Re: Married Humor

                    Originally posted by Vasili View Post
                    3) Huh?
                    ...only have time for a quick post.

                    You all know I'm joking ...... I read the thread, started laughing.....you guys all seemed to be in agreement.....had to mess it up. ha ha

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                    • whiteshepherd
                      Brigadier General

                      • Apr 2007
                      • 1341

                      #11
                      Re: Married Humor

                      4. later?
                      kym, merlin & tala
                      creating white majick
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                      www.unitedwhiteshepherds.com.au
                      www.merlinsmajick.com
                      www.kymdunbar.com

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                      • Vasili
                        Moderator

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 14683

                        #12
                        Re: Married Humor

                        Originally posted by whiteshepherd View Post
                        4. later?
                        I beg to differ....that is something a teenager says, usually in departing or when asked to do anything....I am sure you will agree that if modified slightly, it will become more recognizable:

                        4) In a minute....

                        and the classic...

                        5) How much?


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                        • larazovich
                          General

                          • Jul 2006
                          • 5811

                          #13
                          Re: Married Humor

                          and don't forget ---

                          6) Where's the remote?"
                          Liz
                          www.sebastopolparty.com
                          www.raynordescendents.com

                          Ring the bells that still can ring

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                          • C L
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 5561

                            #14
                            Re: Married Humor

                            .......hmmm, seems as though there are more than two......lol,

                            Good one Liz....the remote, that's an accessory for men isn't it?

                            what about the man made famous saying...................."I don't need to ask for directions, I know where it is."

                            ha ha........lol

                            ....gotta like it!

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                            • Vasili
                              Moderator

                              • Mar 2006
                              • 14683

                              #15
                              Re: Married Humor

                              Originally posted by C L View Post
                              .......hmmm....the remote, that's an accessory for men isn't it? ........
                              Really? I was always told it was what I would become if I didn't get on the program!



                              (Obviously, she was right! Again...)
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