Married Humor

[bill2006]

Re: Married Humor

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."

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Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

[LadyEye]

Re: Married Humor

lol ... Gotta luv it!!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

[whiteshepherd]

Re: Married Humor

I beg to differ....that is something a teenager says, usually in departing or when asked to do anything....I am sure you will agree that if modified slightly, it will become more recognizable:

4) In a minute....

and the classic...

5) How much?

no problem ..

[LadyEye]

Re: Married Humor

Oh, oh, oh, I really think this one is the best!!!!

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful."


P R I C E LE S S

[whiteshepherd]

Re: Married Humor

Oh, oh, oh, I really think this one is the best!!!!

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful."


P R I C E LE S S

hehehehehe ... hahahaha ... if that's what it means then I never want to be equal ....

[C L]

Re: Married Humor

......hmm

I love these little battles......and the guys take not winning so well....

wtg guys!

lol

[mwalsh62]

Re: Married Humor

Oh, oh, oh, I really think this one is the best!!!!

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful."


P R I C E LE S S

I don't know about the exotic lands where you all live, but here in the U.S.A. there are a lot of women who fit the above.