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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    *****s and Wine

    *****s and Wine

    Women are like *****s on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take *****s from the ground that are not as good, but easy. The *****s at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now Men....Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
    Liz
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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: *****s and Wine


    Leaves little for many to wonder why they don't eat out much.....
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    • Marincky
      General

      • Apr 2006
      • 4539

      #3
      Re: *****s and Wine

      Oh here's one guy that is not afraid to climb to the top of that ***** tree... Only trouble is when you get to the top of that tree, what appears to be fantastic *****s... always turn out to be worse than the ones at the bottom! Those sweet *****s always turn out to be sour ones in the end!

      Bad bad *****s!
      Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: *****s and Wine

        Gravenstines............the best *****!
        Golden Delicious........another good one!
        Granny Smith............Yum!

        ..........try those ones.....ha ha

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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: *****s and Wine

          *****s can have hidden worms , and grapes (if they avoid the crush ) can always hang out a bit longer and turn into raisins: even old and shrivelled up, they are incredibly sweet and delicious!


          neener-neener, NEE-nerrrrr !
          LOL
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          • mwalsh62
            Major

            • Jul 2007
            • 426

            #6
            Re: *****s and Wine

            It seems that I once read a story, it was a really old story, in which a woman had a fascination with an ***** tree, and it got some guy in a world of hurt. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

            I think the moral of the story was when a woman starts talking about *****s, run away, fast!




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            • larazovich
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5811

              #7
              Re: *****s and Wine

              Originally posted by mwalsh62 View Post
              It seems that I once read a story, it was a really old story, in which a woman had a fascination with an ***** tree, and it got some guy in a world of hurt. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

              I think the moral of the story was when a woman starts talking about *****s, run away, fast!


              and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..
              Liz
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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #8
                Re: *****s and Wine

                Originally posted by larazovich View Post
                and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..

                Moral for men lol, but for me if I start drinking wine I quit running Lizzzzzzz , lol ..

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                • larazovich
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5811

                  #9
                  Re: *****s and Wine

                  me too is why I don't drink anymore...LOL
                  Liz
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                  • mwalsh62
                    Major

                    • Jul 2007
                    • 426

                    #10
                    Re: *****s and Wine

                    Originally posted by larazovich View Post
                    and the other moral is when a guy starts drinkin' wine, run away, faster..

                    “Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.”

                    Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

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                    • LadyEye
                      General & Forum Moderator

                      • Jun 2006
                      • 10526

                      #11
                      Re: *****s and Wine

                      lol ... oh no here we go again, lol

                      But ................

                      This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............
                      A woman and a man get into a car accident, and
                      it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but
                      amazingly neither of them is hurt.
                      After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
                      says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
                      woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
                      left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
                      sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
                      live together in peace the rest of our days."
                      The man replied," I agree with you completely;
                      this must be a sign from God!
                      The woman continued, "And look at this - here's
                      another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
                      this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
                      Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
                      celebrate our good fortune."
                      Then she hands the bottle to the man.
                      The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it
                      and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then
                      handing it back to the woman.
                      The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
                      cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
                      The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
                      The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait
                      for the police..."

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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: *****s and Wine

                        Originally posted by larazovich View Post
                        me too is why I don't drink anymore...LOL
                        Keeping the quantity of wine you drink is good Liz, lol ...

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                        • mwalsh62
                          Major

                          • Jul 2007
                          • 426

                          #13
                          Re: *****s and Wine

                          Originally posted by LadyEye View Post
                          lol ... oh no here we go again, lol

                          But ................

                          This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............
                          How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
                          When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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                          • LadyEye
                            General & Forum Moderator

                            • Jun 2006
                            • 10526

                            #14
                            Re: *****s and Wine

                            Originally posted by mwalsh62 View Post
                            How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
                            When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

                            hmmmm.........

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                            • Vasili
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 14683

                              #15
                              Re: *****s and Wine

                              The only time a woman starts a sentence like that is when she is recalling something her father said to her ..... usually in a manner of "contrast" to the man she is belittling ......
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