Money For The Dead

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  • VodaHost
    General & Forum Administrator

    • Mar 2005
    • 12356

    Money For The Dead

    I have a friend of mine who just died. He was the cheapest and most tight fisted bastard I ever met, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, Minister and me and around his bedside. "I always heard you can't take it with you, but I am going to prove you can," he said. "I have $90,000 in cash under my mattress. It's in three envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each of you to take one envelope now and just before they throw the dirt on me you throw the envelopes in."

    So we attended the funeral and each threw our envelope into the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the minister said, "I don't feel exactly right, I am going to confess, I needed $10,000 badly for a new church we are building, so I took out $10,000 and threw only $20,000 in the grave."

    The doctor said, "I, too, must confess. I am building a clinic and took $20,000 and threw in only $10,000."

    I could not believe my ears, I looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Gentlemen, I'm surprised, shocked and ashamed of you. I don't see how you could hold out that money. I threw in my personal check for the full amount."
    Last edited by VodaHost; 12-11-2005, 07:30 PM.

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