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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    funny pun

    A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.

    The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."


    anybody else have good puns??
    Liz
    www.sebastopolparty.com
    www.raynordescendents.com

    Ring the bells that still can ring
  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: funny pun

    Newspaper Headlines


    Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

    Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

    Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

    Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

    Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

    Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

    Include Your Children When Baking Cookies


    ha ha ha, good one Liz........

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    • larazovich
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5811

      #3
      Re: funny pun

      Originally posted by C L View Post
      Newspaper Headlines


      Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

      Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

      Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

      Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

      Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

      Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

      Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

      Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

      Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

      Include Your Children When Baking Cookies


      ha ha ha, good one Liz........
      Good ones Witch!

      okay here are some more headlines:

      Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

      Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

      Tiger Woods plays with own balls, **** says

      Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

      Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

      Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

      Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

      Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

      Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
      Liz
      www.sebastopolparty.com
      www.raynordescendents.com

      Ring the bells that still can ring

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: funny pun

        OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance

        OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest

        OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver

        OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty

        OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part

        OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures

        ......and so it goes

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        • Patience
          Brigadier General

          • Mar 2007
          • 1011

          #5
          Re: funny pun

          From "Pun of the Day"

          There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

          The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

          We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

          A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
          Vicki

          www.staceygoldendesigns.net

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