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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
> Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
>
> I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here. I' m 25 this year.
> I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
> $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual
> salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My
> requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of
> $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do
> to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is
> $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone
> is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York
> City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
>
> I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
> 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
> and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
> 2) Which age group should I target?
> 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I 've met a
> few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
> able to marry rich guys
> 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
> girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
>
> Ms. Pretty
>
>
> Here 's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
>
> Dear Ms. Pretty,
>
> I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
> out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
> your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
> $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
> not wasting time here.
>
> From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
> you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,
> what you 're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty " and "money "
> Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
> However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
> money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
> might increase from year to year, but you can 't be prettier year after
> year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
> and you are a depreciation asset. It ' s not just normal depreciation, but
> exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
> much worried 10 years later
>
> By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
> with you is also a " trading position" . If the trade value dropped we
> will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ... same
> goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but
> in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value
> will be sold or " lease" . Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
> fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that
> you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you
> could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This
> has better chance than finding a rich fool.
>
> Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in " leasing" services, do
> contact me signed, J.P. Morgan
> Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
>
> I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here. I' m 25 this year.
> I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
> $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual
> salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My
> requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of
> $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do
> to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is
> $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone
> is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York
> City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
>
> I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
> 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
> and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
> 2) Which age group should I target?
> 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I 've met a
> few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
> able to marry rich guys
> 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
> girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
>
> Ms. Pretty
>
>
> Here 's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
>
> Dear Ms. Pretty,
>
> I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
> out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
> your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
> $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
> not wasting time here.
>
> From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
> you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,
> what you 're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty " and "money "
> Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
> However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
> money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
> might increase from year to year, but you can 't be prettier year after
> year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
> and you are a depreciation asset. It ' s not just normal depreciation, but
> exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
> much worried 10 years later
>
> By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
> with you is also a " trading position" . If the trade value dropped we
> will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ... same
> goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but
> in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value
> will be sold or " lease" . Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
> fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that
> you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you
> could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This
> has better chance than finding a rich fool.
>
> Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in " leasing" services, do
> contact me signed, J.P. Morgan
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