And who says language is boring???

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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    And who says language is boring???

    And who says language is boring???


    A little mental stimulation :)


    1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
    2. A will is a dead giveaway.
    3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
    4. A backward poet writes inverse.
    5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
    Count that votes.
    6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
    7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
    8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
    9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
    miner.
    10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
    12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum
    Blownapart.
    13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
    15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    16. A calendar's days are numbered.
    17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
    18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at
    large.
    22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
    25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
    26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
    29. Marathon runners with bad ***** suffer the agony of de feet.


    Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large
    number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: And who says language is boring???

    ....lol, another good one

    good chuckles this morning Mr. Astral........

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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: And who says language is boring???

      Originally posted by C L View Post
      ....lol, another good one

      good chuckles this morning Mr. Astral........


      Glad you enjoyed that......lol

      Well some one has to keep this place ALIVE.......it's been a little DEAD lately......lmao

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
      Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


      www.astralengineering.net
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      • C L
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        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: And who says language is boring???

        ......hmmm, maybe we should have a zombie walk then....I'm in, I'll be a witch!

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: And who says language is boring???

          Originally posted by C L View Post
          ......hmmm, maybe we should have a zombie walk then....I'm in, I'll be a witch!

          Now!!!....you want to turn me THE LEADER into a zombie too?

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
          Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


          www.astralengineering.net
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          • C L
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            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            #6
            Re: And who says language is boring???

            ya! That would be great......I luv the darkside....lol

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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: And who says language is boring???

              Originally posted by C L View Post
              ya! That would be great......I luv the darkside....lol

              Me...!!! I only like the darkside when I'm in bed sleeping.....lol

              Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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              • C L
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                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: And who says language is boring???

                awww come on now, you have to do the zombie thing at least once in your life......

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                • Astraltraveller
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 4006

                  #9
                  Re: And who says language is boring???

                  Originally posted by C L View Post
                  awww come on now, you have to do the zombie thing at least once in your life......
                  Are you sure?......how can I be a zombie and LEADER at the same time....l

                  Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                  • C L
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                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5561

                    #10
                    Re: And who says language is boring???

                    omg, there's always a zombie leader.......just like aliens, ....we're not that different........lmbo

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