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  • menon_g
    Private

    • Jan 2008
    • 1

    Hello Everyone

    Hi, an absolute newbie in Vodahost, but am loving it. Being a homeopathic doctor by profession, it kind of give me the feel of being a techie as well. A cheap thrill you get when you show off the web page you designed. Some definitions just to get ur face to smile and ur brains to ponder-

    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

    INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person s****ed off.

    TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines
  • Cyberblue
    Corporal

    • Oct 2006
    • 13

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Welcome to the forum, and very funny!!!

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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Excellent! Love them! Great to add to your introduction ;)

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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Welcome Menon g, those were great. Always like a good laugh!!
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

        In God We Trust

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        • sedona
          Major General

          • Jun 2007
          • 2177

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Welcome Menon... we like a good laugh around here as you may have noticed. Good luck!
          Ken

          If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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