A joke for the golfers.

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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    A joke for the golfers.

    Two women were playing golf.

    One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men.

    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

    'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

    She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'?

    He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
    Regards Chris.

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    www.chrismorris.co.uk

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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: A joke for the golfers.

    LMAO! Love it.
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: A joke for the golfers.

      LOL!! I'd like to try that!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: A joke for the golfers.

        VERY funny, Chris!
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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