Christmas Parrot

[VodaHost]

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot
on his shoulder.

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The
guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot
started singing "Jingle Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot. The guy then
placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing
"The 12 days of Christmas."

The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say
when you place them between his feet?"

The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."

When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot
began to sing a familiar tune... "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."

[racefan20]

Re: Christmas Parrot

That would ruffle the old feathers, wouldn't it? LOL

[VodaHost]

Re: Christmas Parrot

My son told me that one....I loved it.

[Sarah]

Re: Christmas Parrot

Thats very funny.

[VodaHost]

Political Parrot

Before the collapse of communism, this Russian guy loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighborhood, in the park, everywhere. He can't find the parrot. Finally he goes around to the KGB office, and tells the desk officer his problem. The officer is a little puzzled. "Look, comrade, I'm sorry you lost your bird, but this is the KGB. We don't handle missing animal reports." "Oh, I know that", says the guy. "I just wanted you to know, if you do find my parrot... I don't know where he could have picked up all his political ideas."

[Girlonthehill]

Re: Christmas Parrot

LoL. Yep. Liked both of those. Keep up the good work. Tee hee.