HUMMER
A Boss Walked Into The Office One Morning Not Knowing That His Zipper
Was Down And His Fly Area Is Wide Open. His Secretary Walked Up To Him
And Said "boss, This Morning When You Left Your House, Did You Close
Your Garage Door?"
This Was Not A Phrase That Her Boss Understood, So He Went Into His
Office Looking A Bit Puzzled. When He Was About Done With His Paperwork,
He Suddenly Noticed That His Zipper Was Not Zipped Up.
He Zipped Up And Remembering What His Secretary Had Told Him, He Finally
Understood. Then He Intentionally Went Out To Ask For A Cup Of Coffee
From His Secretary. When He Reached Her Desk, He Said "when You Saw The
Garage Door Open Did You See My Hummer Parked In There?"
The Secretary Smiled For A Moment And Said "no, Sir I Didn't, All I Saw
Was A Mini Cooper With 2 Flat Tyres!!!
A Boss Walked Into The Office One Morning Not Knowing That His Zipper
Was Down And His Fly Area Is Wide Open. His Secretary Walked Up To Him
And Said "boss, This Morning When You Left Your House, Did You Close
Your Garage Door?"
This Was Not A Phrase That Her Boss Understood, So He Went Into His
Office Looking A Bit Puzzled. When He Was About Done With His Paperwork,
He Suddenly Noticed That His Zipper Was Not Zipped Up.
He Zipped Up And Remembering What His Secretary Had Told Him, He Finally
Understood. Then He Intentionally Went Out To Ask For A Cup Of Coffee
From His Secretary. When He Reached Her Desk, He Said "when You Saw The
Garage Door Open Did You See My Hummer Parked In There?"
The Secretary Smiled For A Moment And Said "no, Sir I Didn't, All I Saw
Was A Mini Cooper With 2 Flat Tyres!!!