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  • jkadin
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    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    British woman marries a dolphin



    Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony


    Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.


    The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.


    "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.


    After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.


    Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.


    'I'm not a pervert'


    And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.


    Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.


    After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


    "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.


    Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.


    "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    #2
    Re: British woman marries a dolphin

    Muzel tov , Hope the dolphin didn’t cut him self when treading on the glass at the end of the ceremony.
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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: British woman marries a dolphin

      omg lol.

      Im getting married to my hamster next week. Anyone want to come? lol.

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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: British woman marries a dolphin

        I guess it takes all kinds. To each his or her own. Soes he have to ask, your pond or mine?
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        • C L
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5561

          #5
          Re: British woman marries a dolphin

          Originally posted by darklight View Post
          omg lol.

          Im getting married to my hamster next week. Anyone want to come? lol.

          your wabbit will be wery wery jealwous, but u can count me in on your rodent/fishcake wedding.......lol....will there be wine and cheese?

          ....or just cheese? .........lol

          ......hopefully both.

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          • darklight
            Brigadier General

            • Jul 2006
            • 1309

            #6
            Re: British woman marries a dolphin

            lmao... my wabbit is a bridesmaid lolol... There will indeed be wine. Not too sure on the cheese though. He cant make up his mind what type he wants ... lolol

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            • jkadin
              Brigadier General

              • Jan 2008
              • 1478

              #7
              Re: British woman marries a dolphin

              Cindy the dolphin wants to be best man he going to bring the mackerels
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              • miikey
                Sergeant

                • Apr 2008
                • 31

                #8
                Re: British woman marries a dolphin

                lol - isnt there a law against this?

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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: British woman marries a dolphin

                  Could be a double wedding......dolphin and a wabbit.....lmbo!

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                  • darklight
                    Brigadier General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 1309

                    #10
                    Re: British woman marries a dolphin

                    Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                    Cindy the dolphin wants to be best man he going to bring the mackerels

                    lmao. I guess I should get the suits sorted then. ya know.. Custom made stuff lol.

                    LOL Robyn- hahaha A double wedding. Why not eh!

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                    • pioneerVicki
                      First Lieutenant

                      • Jun 2007
                      • 180

                      #11
                      Re: British woman marries a dolphin

                      One man married his motorcycle to raise money for charity. At the end of the ceremoney (the "bride" was covered with a pretty red veil, he was asked if he'd like to start the bride! True!
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