You looked a lot like my wife

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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    You looked a lot like my wife

    A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

    "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

    "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: You looked a lot like my wife

    I'm sorry, was that you Teri?
    Mike

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: You looked a lot like my wife

      lol.....

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      • jkadin
        Brigadier General

        • Jan 2008
        • 1478

        #4
        Re: You looked a lot like my wife

        good one lol
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