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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    100%

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
    meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bull**** and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.
    Last edited by jkadin; 07-15-2008, 02:26 PM. Reason: wrong title
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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: 100%

    LOL... nice one
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    • karenwms63
      Colonel

      • Feb 2008
      • 865

      #3
      Re: 100%

      LOL
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      • raganok
        Lieutenant Colonel

        • Jul 2008
        • 517

        #4
        Re: 100%

        O.M.G. dammmmm lol...... its just incredible lol.... thats why i only give 100% no more jajajaja lol...... good one joe lol... O.M.G your good lol....
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        • davidundalicia
          General

          • Mar 2006
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: 100%

          logical, but then you can prove anything with figures..............nice one.
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          • Vasili
            Moderator

            • Mar 2006
            • 14683

            #6
            Re: 100%

            it figures, and explains a lot
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            • sedona
              Major General

              • Jun 2007
              • 2177

              #7
              Re: 100%

              Good one, Joe....
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              • VivCo
                Captain

                • Sep 2008
                • 222

                #8
                Re: 100%

                Great one for numerology. I love it.

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