Good "Out of Office" Replies

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  • jcaywood
    Major

    • Dec 2007
    • 421

    Good "Out of Office" Replies

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.


    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.


    3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.


    4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.


    5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.


    6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

    (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)


    7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.


    8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.


    9. I've run away to join a different circus.

    10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Bob'
    Jerry

    Great Adult Gag Gifts
    Rockdale, TX - Class of 1965
    Milam County Historical Commission

  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    #2
    Re: Good "Out of Office" Replies

    #11
    If I do not apply to your thread above i'm not in my office.
    My computer automaticaly will reply, so I did not write this.
    sigpicJoe
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    "laughter is the best medicine"
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Good "Out of Office" Replies

      My favourite was No 3 - wish I had the guts to use this one! LOL
      Trish
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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Good "Out of Office" Replies

        lol....

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