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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    How Old Are You

    A little girl and her mother were out and about.

    Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

    The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

    The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

    Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

    The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and d a d d y get a divorce?"

    The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

    The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

    The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

    Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

    The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

    The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

    The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

    "Where did you learn that?"

    The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and ***** got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: How Old Are You

    ....cute

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    • WSBlue
      Brigadier General

      • Apr 2006
      • 1415

      #3
      Re: How Old Are You

      good one.

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      • karenwms63
        Colonel

        • Feb 2008
        • 865

        #4
        Re: How Old Are You

        Lol
        Karen Williams
        Your Belief is Your Reality

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