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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

    The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, "You should not be asking eighth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again: "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore her and asked the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    "Very good, Billy," said Mrs. Parks. Then, turning to Mary, she said: "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
    sigpicJoe
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  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    #2
    Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

    lmfao... good one!

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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

      lol, superb

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

        lmbo!!!

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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

          You made my day again Joe!!
          Mike

          Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

          In God We Trust

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          • sedona
            Major General

            • Jun 2007
            • 2177

            #6
            Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

            Very funny, Joe.... You are quickly becoming the jokemaster and I look forward to a giile from you daily! (Your upcoming promotion is well deserved - we all have our parts to play :)
            Ken

            If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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            • sedona
              Major General

              • Jun 2007
              • 2177

              #7
              Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

              Originally posted by sedona View Post
              Very funny, Joe.... You are quickly becoming the jokemaster and I look forward to a giile from you daily! (Your upcoming promotion is well deserved - we all have our parts to play :)
              That's giggle (or supposed to be)
              Ken

              If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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              • jkadin
                Brigadier General

                • Jan 2008
                • 1478

                #8
                Re: You Are Going To Be Very Very Disappointed

                I Thank You Ken I just want to put on a smile on everyone here in voda land epecialy the ones that are a little frustrated when there sites are not coming along so these jokes will keep them going on.
                sigpicJoe
                Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                www.anytime-figurines.com


                "laughter is the best medicine"
                The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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