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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    Kids In School..

    A Virginia teacher presented each child in her class with the first half of a well-known proverb, a different adage to each child, asking that they complete the adage at home. The following were among the replies she received. No, Mel Brooks didn't help these kids with their homework.
    1. Don't change horses . . . until they stop running.
    2. Strike while the . . . bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before . . . Daylight Saving Time.
    4. Never underestimate . . . the power of termites.
    5. You can lead a horse to water but . . . How?
    6. Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
    7. No news is . . . impossible
    8. A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new . . . math.
    10. If you lie down with dogs . . . you'll stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust . . . me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the . . . pigs.
    13. An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's . . . pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is . . . not much.
    17. Two's company, three's . . . the Musketeers.
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what . . . you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . . you have to blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as . . . Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you . . . see in the picture on the box
    24. When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
    25. A bird in the hand . . . is going to poop on you.
    26. Better late than . . . Pregnant
  • sedona
    Major General

    • Jun 2007
    • 2177

    #2
    Re: Kids In School..

    Clever kids!
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: Kids In School..

      I know! lol

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Kids In School..

        lol.........funny

        ......don't bite the hand that is dirty....haha

        ruff

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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: Kids In School..

          DAAAAAA!!! Those are great simple answers.
          Mike

          Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

          In God We Trust

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