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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend version 7.0* to *Wife version 1.0*.
    I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
    took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, *Wife
    1.0*installed
    itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
    Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0* , *Hunting and
    Fishing 7.5*, and *Racing 3.6** *
    I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my
    favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0* ,
    but the uninstall doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!

    Thanks,


    A Troubled User.

    ___________________________________

    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is
    just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING
    SYSTEM.*.

    You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not
    allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under*Warnings-Alimony-Child
    Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the
    situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to
    alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command* **C:\APOLOGIZE* because
    ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
    will return to normal anyway. *

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife
    1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook
    It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
    cause the system to launch the program*Nag Nag** **9.5. *Once this happens,
    the only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase
    additional software called *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* ! *

    WARNING!!!** DO NOT* , under any circumstances, install *Secretary With
    Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and
    will *cause
    irreversible damage to the operating system. *

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: Dear Tech Support:

    You can always rely on tech support to sort out our problems..........nice one.
    Have fun
    Regards..... David

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Dear Tech Support:

      Tech support is always helpful, as long as it's in the same language. May be he should have done some more research on that O.S. be fore he upgraded.
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: Dear Tech Support:

        Funny, Joe ( I gotta write this quick cuz I've got Wife 1.0 running).

        Saw an earlier version of this but its been improved on....
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        • C L
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5561

          #5
          Re: Dear Tech Support:

          O please somebody find that post about the man's upgrade......haha

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          • karenwms63
            Colonel

            • Feb 2008
            • 865

            #6
            Re: Dear Tech Support:

            Oh Joe...this is just wayyyyy too funny! Thanks for keeping me in stitches!
            Karen Williams
            Your Belief is Your Reality

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            • Cyber
              Second Lieutenant

              • Apr 2008
              • 139

              #7
              Re: Dear Tech Support:

              LOL What a creative mind!!!!
              Cheeseeeist!
              Cyber

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              • D'son
                Major General

                • Apr 2008
                • 2577

                #8
                Re: Dear Tech Support:

                Warning: ran Wife 1.0 for 17 years with varying results, several reboots and a few restores. But ultimately had to purchase Divorce 9.5 after total system crash. Now running Bachelor 2.0 and somewhat happy with it, it does have it draws back though, all previous support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2* no longer function requiring me to perform these tasks manually. Still trying to upgrade to girlfreind 8.0 but unable to integrate it with current operating system at this time.
                Reguards
                Ed
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                • jkadin
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1478

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Tech Support:

                  Good come back D you got to get girlfriend 7.0 micro soft wil release girlfriend 8.0 in september the 8.0s that are out they are bootleged.
                  sigpicJoe
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                  The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                  • D'son
                    Major General

                    • Apr 2008
                    • 2577

                    #10
                    Re: Dear Tech Support:

                    Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                    Good come back D you got to get girlfriend 7.0 micro soft wil release girlfriend 8.0 in september the 8.0s that are out they are bootleged.
                    Good to know Joe, I fell for the presales hype, should have waited until they worked all the bugs out of Girlfreind 8.0 I will have to locate a version of Girlfreind 7.0 for now.
                    Reguards
                    Ed
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                    • limebrook1
                      Brigadier General

                      • Jun 2005
                      • 1583

                      #11
                      Re: Dear Tech Support:

                      Best not try the one you previously installed! LOL
                      Trish
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                      • karenwms63
                        Colonel

                        • Feb 2008
                        • 865

                        #12
                        Re: Dear Tech Support:

                        Originally posted by limebrook1 View Post
                        Best not try the one you previously installed! LOL
                        OMG, now I'm crying from laughter!
                        Karen Williams
                        Your Belief is Your Reality

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                        • Tom Finley
                          Brigadier General

                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1303

                          #13
                          Re: Dear Tech Support:

                          The good news is, Wife 2.0 is much less expensive than the previous version.
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