Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She ******* as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
    you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
    you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
    "I remember that too", she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    #2
    Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

    Nice one!
    Regards Chris.

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

      Good one Joe. Glad it wasn't me!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

        HaHa, this one's REALLY funny!
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

          Originally posted by Collectors-info View Post
          Nice one!


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          • jkadin
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2008
            • 1478

            #6
            Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

            Nice come back Lady Eye
            Got to show my wife this one
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            • LadyEye
              General & Forum Moderator

              • Jun 2006
              • 10526

              #7
              Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

              Originally posted by jkadin View Post
              Nice come back Lady Eye
              Got to show my wife this one

              Hee hee .. she will appreciate that for sure, but don't think that it would be unfamiliar to her .. she could likely make that movie herself, hee hee, any woman could ...

              <exiting at full steam outta here, lol >

              hee hee ...

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

                o my.....lol

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